We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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