I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She bit a glass in half.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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