You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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