dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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