Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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