i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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