Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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