He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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