i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
