This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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