he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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