I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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