What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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