She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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