3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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