He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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