what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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