Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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