thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she smelled like a LAN party
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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