THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
