I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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