Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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