matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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