I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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