you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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