At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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