We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have feelings that need drinking.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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