He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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