So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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