Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I can't turn off my feet"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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