question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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