dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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