I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
did you just send me my own nude
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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