What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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