So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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