If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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