that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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