ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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