The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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