What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Come share oat with me in your robe
you made out with another girl for some wings
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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