There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You pole danced in your parka.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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