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Puke
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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