Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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