You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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