where are you?
Hypothermia
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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