I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He felt like a one man threesome
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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