And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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