Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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