haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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