I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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