i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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