In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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