OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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